Hypervigilant much? OMG Wednesday, you are like a hypervigilante! Get it? Because everyone calls you a vigilante? Seriously though, who is staring at you?
In case you're ever wondering why I said I never wanted a phone, that entire series of text messages is your answer. I don't know his name. One of the DaVincis, I think.
You prefer my thought process in rapid fire succession in person. I thought you would have preferred the quiet. I didn't know any of the DaVincis might have a thing for you.
I was talking about the puns. No one said anything about "a thing." I said he was staring. It could be a stare of contempt or a contemplation of my demise.
I'd say you can't ignore my texts forever, but you have sort of a "cut off your nose to spite your face kind of thing", so I don't doubt you'd drop your phone into another bath if it meant avoiding my puns. Just know, that I am willing to take on your pettiness olympics and you will find I make far more in person if you do. Contemplating your demise? Doubtful. Less people want to bring you harm than you think they do.
tfln prompts
2. Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.
3. “Stalking.” God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.
4. Every season is spooky when the horrors never end.
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OMG Wednesday, you are like a hypervigilante!
Get it? Because everyone calls you a vigilante?
Seriously though, who is staring at you?
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I don't know his name.
One of the DaVincis, I think.
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I didn't know any of the DaVincis might have a thing for you.
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No one said anything about "a thing." I said he was staring. It could be a stare of contempt or a contemplation of my demise.
Fuck HTML I give up..
Just know, that I am willing to take on your pettiness olympics and you will find I make far more in person if you do.
Contemplating your demise? Doubtful. Less people want to bring you harm than you think they do.