I'm amazed you can still engage in traditional writing with how dependent you've become on computer technology. How are you surviving without your string of emojis to convey your every emotion alongside your text? It must be terrible having to rely on interpretation of tone alone.
Sarcasm aside, I promise that my pursuits for justice will only ever involve currently active serial killers. The Zodiac Killer likely got cold feet after nearly being caught for his final murder of Paul Stine and/or was incarcerated shortly after. I'm sure the killer is long dead by now and it would be pointless to try and figure out his identity because of it other than for the sheer satisfaction of finally knowing the answer. My time and psychic energy is better spent on saving lives currently in danger, I think. I promise not to stir up too much trouble in the process.
Your camp still sounds like cult conversion, as I'm finding most of these organized werewolf pack societies seem to. Is this her attempt to normalize your alpha behaviors? Break you in to the good wolf wife she wants you to be? I hope your bonding was family friendly and nothing like the hands on mating rituals they try to teach at Nevermore. If you need help with an escape plan, find a way to hide a signal in your next letter. I'm sure Uncle Fester would be thrilled to help me with another break out. It might just make his whole summer after failing at his own big heist and barely escaping jail time.
That being said, you had better be getting the rest you still desperately need. It takes months for the human body to replenish its blood count and even longer for muscles to become fully back to normal after a severe injury. If you worsen your injuries on this ridiculous endeavor that your mother has come up with, I'll be happy to tell her exactly what she can do with her summer plans for you.
Thing says he misses you too and has insisted on the attached photo of his latest hand cream purchases for you to browse over.
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I'm amazed you can still engage in traditional writing with how dependent you've become on computer technology. How are you surviving without your string of emojis to convey your every emotion alongside your text? It must be terrible having to rely on interpretation of tone alone.
Sarcasm aside, I promise that my pursuits for justice will only ever involve currently active serial killers. The Zodiac Killer likely got cold feet after nearly being caught for his final murder of Paul Stine and/or was incarcerated shortly after. I'm sure the killer is long dead by now and it would be pointless to try and figure out his identity because of it other than for the sheer satisfaction of finally knowing the answer. My time and psychic energy is better spent on saving lives currently in danger, I think. I promise not to stir up too much trouble in the process.
Your camp still sounds like cult conversion, as I'm finding most of these organized werewolf pack societies seem to. Is this her attempt to normalize your alpha behaviors? Break you in to the good wolf wife she wants you to be? I hope your bonding was family friendly and nothing like the hands on mating rituals they try to teach at Nevermore. If you need help with an escape plan, find a way to hide a signal in your next letter. I'm sure Uncle Fester would be thrilled to help me with another break out. It might just make his whole summer after failing at his own big heist and barely escaping jail time.
That being said, you had better be getting the rest you still desperately need. It takes months for the human body to replenish its blood count and even longer for muscles to become fully back to normal after a severe injury. If you worsen your injuries on this ridiculous endeavor that your mother has come up with, I'll be happy to tell her exactly what she can do with her summer plans for you.
Thing says he misses you too and has insisted on the attached photo of his latest hand cream purchases for you to browse over.
Try to take yourself, would you?
Fondly,
Wednesday Addams